Attention sugar daddies and fellow sugar sluts, your sluts DO NOT belong in your relationships profiles with you. What’s so hot about a mom with her baby? Not much, except that it holds weight for more responsibility for a pot SD. Do you know how scary that can be for sugar daddies?
If you post a photo of you and your kid as your main profile pic, you are 95% more likely to be passed over for your equal counterpart who DOES NOT have their child in their profile pic with them. Are those odds enough for your sugar sluts to relieve your profiles of those photos? I sure hope so.
I mean, do you want to experience the world of Seeking SugarDaddies relationships or not? If you do, opt for those photos which hone in your own fucky prowess and keep the kid-friendly ones in their proper photo albums or scrap-book. Oh, and if you do “scrap-book”, I wouldn’t tell anyone that.
Now, for the moment you’ve all been waiting for… Sugar profiles exposed!! I gathered the most recent sugar sluts with kiddie profiles to share with you… so, you’re welcome and enjoy!
Sugar Sugar Profiles Exposed!!
I like to call this one: Welcome to Disturbia.
As a sugar baby looking for a Seeking SugarDaddies, this pic is all wrong. Cute baby, wrong venue. Not so cute mama, terrible tongue piercing. Got it? Sheesh!
I like to call this one: Monkey See, Mommy Do.
Just because your baby likes you does not mean that Seeking SugarDaddies will like you, and showing a photo of your baby finding you amusing won’t convince anyone you actually are, amusing that is.
I like to call this one: Nice Tits, Kid.
If you’re going to have your tits out and stuff, and least crop your kid out of your photo, seriously. It really feels strange to ogle your large and in charge breasts only to see your kid in the shot, ew.
I like to call this one: Who’s Your Audience and What Does that Mean?
Think about it, who is looking at your profile? You want another baby daddy, sugar babe? Then go to findasugardaddyformybaby.com, then insert fingers into throat and puke because that’s all you got now.
I like to call this one: Who’s Your Daddy?
This one just creeps me out, who is this kid? And what is is mom thinking by putting him out there like this? Oh, and apparently sugar babes are getting older, sugar daddies getting younger.
The thing to think about when choosing photos for your Seeking SugarDaddies relationships escapades is, if I were a Seeking SugarDaddies, would I find that attractive? Answer: You can never know what it feels like to be a Seeking SugarDaddies, so your answer is always no. No you would not find that attractive and no you won’t be a Seeking SugarDaddies anytime soon. Did you want to say “yes” to either? Be sure to check out chickswithdicks.com for more details regarding the relationships lifestyle to fit your needs.
I’m jus’ sayin’, eloquently I’m sure.
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